Sunday, January 22, 2012

ATZ Battrep: No D Spare

Sorry for the english errors, I didn´t had time to edit anything and, as I´ve said before, english is my third language. When I have time I´ll look into it and edit any error I can see... Thanks for the patience and compreension.


 Day 4 of the outbreak.

 Three survivors are trying to get away from the big cities and the crawling undead. They are on the road in a pick up when they get a flat tire. Now they have to find a replace tire since they have no spare. Fortunately, they are near a small town by the road where they can see a dinner (Wack Donald´s), a Tire repair shop (lucky survivors!!!) and a peaceful cemetery (darn... this can´t be good...). It seems that a car and a truck crashed not too long ago as pillars of fog atill swirl from the crashed vehicles just ahead of them. They cant see no movement by those cars

7 Zombies generated. 2 ahead of them and 5 on their left jast passing the Wack Donald´s (the survivors can´t see them). Chief is the leader and has a REP 4 (Born leader + Poser) and is carrying a Big A$$ Pistol. Montana and Mamma are vanilla atributed; Montana is carring a crude club and Mamma is carrying a giant bloodied frying pan as her weapon.

Chief: "Better shoot them while we can..."
Turn 1: S1;Z5

Chief shoots a zombie and misses the other. Mamma starts to look preocupied with all the noise. Fortunately the noises are not activating any zombie... yet!

Turn2: S5;Z1

Mamma cries to Chief to be careful with all the noise he is doing. Chief is momentarily distracted by her and that allows the zombie to get closer to them...

Turn 3 S1;Z5

With a precise shot in the center of the zombie forehead and Chief splatter some putrid zombie brain in the road... Still no zombie alerted with the shot fired from his pistol and the way ahead seem to be secure.

Turn 4 No dice roll (no zombies on sight) 

Mamma says she is going to the car crash to see if there´s anyone needing help (she is so protective...) and Montana is going to follow her. Chief says for them to take care and goes left to the tire repair shop.

Chief: "I can see some tires in front of that shop! And no zombies! This is going to be a walk in the park!"

A soon as he passes the Wack Donald´s Dinner front he see several zombies wandering de dinner´s parking and four zombies moan as they limp toward him... He resist the temptation to straight shoot them (passed 2 On Sight test)...

Turn 5 S5;Z1

The zombies get closer to Chief who shout for help from Mamma and Montana.

Turn 6 S1,Z2

Chief fire 2 shots and two zombie falls to the floor. Mamma and Montana are now by Chief side and Mamma cries once again to stop all the noise or he will atract all zombies nearby. One more zombie is atracted by the fight sounds.

One zombie who was lying near the tires get up and goes toward the noises of fight...

Turn 7 S3 Z4 (7 on activation made one zombie appear but the survivors can´t see it as he appears behind the crashed truck)

Ignoring Mamma suggestion, Chief fires his gun twice again, missing both zombies. Mamma gets her frying pan above her head and crashed one zombie skull with a dull noise after oddly swinging her "weapon" 3 times (melee, S1Z1/S1Z1/S1Z0). Montana kill the other zombie with a fast and furious swing of his club with one migth blow in the head (wanting to charge pass, S2Z0) Mama shout angry to Chief  "stop de fracking noise!!!" and then she heard a loud, horrid and guttural sound from inside the Wack Donald´s (the sounds atracted one zombie placed inside the Dinner).

Never forget to carry your frying pan in a zombie apocalipse! It´s silent and deadly and in the end of the day you can also cook your meal!!!

 Turn 8 S1;Z4

One zombie charges Chief but he shot the zombie down (2 passes on being charged test). Mamma gets closer to the Wack Donald´s door as she can see It´s being breaking down from inside. Montana rushes to the zombie that appeared behind the tires engaging him in melee. The zombie fought with Montana and almost managed to bite his arm off, but a blow in the zed neck was enough to kill him (Montana almost got injured by the zombie; S2Z1/S1Z1/S1Z0). No zombie was atracted by the noises.

Turn 9 S5;Z3

The door from the dinner is burst open as the fattest zombie they´ve seen rushes out to attack Mamma. She swings her pan hitting him several times but in the end she managed (hardly) to kill the Zed (S2Z1/S1Z1/S1Z1/S1Z1/S1Z0... close one...). No more zombies on the vicinities.


 Mamma looks to Chief and see he is panting with horrid crazy eyes but managed to stop the shooting and the noises. She think with herself that he may be loosing his mind... she is full of anger that they almost died but she goes toward him and gently and motherly hug the former police officer as he eagerly embrace the gesture. Montana goes to the tires and get 2 for them. They silently decided not to search any of the buildings feeling they got very lucky with the tires alone. Nobody says a word as they go back to their car, change the tire and get on their way.

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  1. A good start. You can never go wrong with a blunt object. Bat or frying pan.

    Both work just nice hehe

  2. Really great post, love how much you get into it!

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